|The Ex Files|
|Season 3, Episode 76|
|First Aired (USA)||November 8, 2013|
|Location||Nevada, Area 51|
|Challenge(s)||Infiltrate Area 51. Retrieve an alien artifact.|
|Winner(s)||Team Gloom N Doom|
|Eliminated||Charlotte & Gwen|
|Stephanie Anne Mills||Lindsay|
=== O-O-O SONG TIME === "I'm A Loser" === SONG TIME O-O-O === (To the theme of "Boyfriend Kisser" The screen goes black. The scene is inside a small room full of bright cyan, blue, and red buttons and tech designs. Lightning, Scott, Beth, and… for some reason, Izzy has randomly showed, are in this room wearing military general hats. They look at a blue print on a screen. Lightning turns to the camera. Music starts)
Lightning: I'm a loser! I thought I was the bomb, a big sha bammin bruiser! But I'm a no-good fake, I'm a useless user now!
Scott: (pops up in front of the camera) HE'S A LOSER! (the camera sparks out and moves to the blueprint)
Lightning: It's rather bold… that someone so mold, could ever dream of…winning the go-o-old!
(Blueprint of Lightning being outran by Izzy) THAT'S RIGHT!!!
(Blueprint of Lightning failing a math test, and Beth passing) THAT'S RIGHT!!!
(Blueprint of Lightning losing an arm wrestling match against Owen) THAT'S RIGHT!!!
(Blueprint of Lightning losing the big race at Greece) THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Lightning: (the scene fades to Greece. A recap of the race) Let's move piece by piece, the scene took place in Greece, I would win without a crease, watched my hopes decease!
Izzy: All this time you wanted victory you were just a DEADBEAT!!! (Beth covers Izzy's mouth)
Beth: (speaking) A little harsh, Izzy.
Lightning, Scott, Izzy: HE'S A LOSER!!!
Scott, Izzy and Lightning: I'm not the… SHA-WINNER! (Multiple blueprints of Lightning generally losing plays behind them) I'm the big time, capital, winner's DINNER!
All: I'M A LOSER!!!
Lightning: (The scene shifts back to reality. Lightning is rocking back on the floor with his blanket) It's rather bold… that someone so mold, could ever dream of…winning the go-o-old!
END OF SONG
- Alejandro: She's DATING WILL?!!? That little rat ruined my fun on the island! I hate him! He's worse than Jose!… Actually, no. Jose is worse… but at the time it felt like he was!
- Gwen: LOOK what I found! (holds up a glowing box) I think we have our artifact. (The box disintegrates) … This challenge sucks.
- This is the first proper double elimination in the season, not counting Cody and Dakota in Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2.
- This is the debut of Evil Alien Clone Lindsay.