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|Season 3, Episode 81|
|First Aired (USA)||December 6, 2013|
|Location||Russia, Bolshoi Theater|
|Challenge(s)||act as a fellow contestant|
|Winner(s)||Mel and Izzy|
"Is This Rio Life?"
=== O-O-O SONG TIME === "For Real, Her Name's Not Mel" === SONG TIME O-O-O === (To the theme and rhyme of "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley". Mel begins walking across the stage. She casts spiteful glances at Brick. She smirks at the audience)
Mel: (as Courtney) Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! But the way she plays the game makes me want to hurl! She's a nasty boyfriend kisser who thinks she leads the team! But obv'ously, she's worse than me, cause I'm a CIT!
She'll play the field and flirt with you, but she doesn't love you a bit! I worked real hard to get this far, but she doesn't give a s- (cut off)
She's kissed Nat and my boyfriend, the latter of which she stole Cause Duncan think's she's prettier, more fair and not a troll!
She's not an ANGEL like I am, and this I feel I must tell! Her tiny clothes make mine look boring, and her real name isn't Mel!
She gets luckier than I do, and her real name isn't Mel! She's one gross punk, and she makes me blue, and her real name isn't Mel! (It's Melissa!)
END OF SONG