|Is This Rio Life?|
|Season 3, Episode 80|
|First Aired (USA)||December 1, 2013|
|Location||Rio Di Janiero|
|Challenge(s)||collect an idol on top of Christ The Redeemer.|
|Winner(s)||Izzy and Mel|
|Stephanie Anne Mills||Lindsay|
=== O-O-O SONG TIME === "Comrads" === SONG TIME O-O-O === (To the beat and rhythm of "Sisters". Lindsay clone stands on top of the statue's head. She gleefully laughs and begins singing in a low monotone voice)
Lindsay Clone: This planet's filled with life, the animals and plants, pollution here is so discreet! (BAM BAM BAM) And soon I'll be in charge, some things will stay enhanced, but you'll all bow before my feet! (BAM BAM BAM)
Beth: AUGH! I'm confused!
Lindsay Clone: I have been sealed away, for millennia or two! My peeps back home were so distraught! (BAM BAM BAM. Lindsay clone pats the satellite) But with this dish here, imma bring the pain to YOU! You'll all be killed, slaughtered, and CAUGHT! (HA HA HA. the satellite shoots a beam into the sky) COMRADES! COME AND SEE YOUR QUEEN! This planet's OURS! COMRADES, meet at rendezvous, we'll leave some scars! COMRADES! Let us invade earth, take the humans here, WIPE EM OUT! W-WOAH! (Lindsay clone begins dancing)
(The cast is still hanging from their cocoons. They all appear confused. Some are impressed by the funky dance moves of this alien queen. She's got the grooves)
Lindsay: COMRADS! The enemy is weak, let's hit them NOW! COMRADES! Take their babies and ENJOY YOUR CHOW! COMRADES! Let them see we are, on the top, INVADE!!
(The line about eating babies caused those who admired her dance moves to find her creepy)
END OF SONG