|Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better|
|Season 3, Episode 4|
|First Aired (USA)||September 14, 2013|
|Challenge(s)||Total Drama The Icicle|
"Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan"
The four teams are sent to their third location, the Yukon territory. The cold bothers many people who don't cover up. One person is still suspicious of a kind newcomer being evil, and intends to figure it out. A distressed boyfriend gets annoyed with his girlfriend and gains eyes for someone new. The girlfriend's team encourages her to act quickly. One teammate, however, enjoys seeing her suffer. Another wants to take the floozy for himself. One newcomer is elated with the friends he's made on his team. One teammate remains skeptical on joining the friendship circle, even still unaware of their admirer. A ditzy individual messes up the challenge for their team. In the end, a klutz is spared, and an evil force is eliminated and cast off the plane.
|Stephanie Anne Mills||Lindsay|
- Jo, Justin, Courtney, Brick, Lindsay, and Sadie sing in this episode. Cameron chatters due to his frozen state, but still counted as a vocalist.
O-O-O SONG TIME === "Punk Is A Jerk" === SONG TIME O-O-O (Brick, Jo, Lindsay, and Sadie start singing in a line. Courtney sits down, appalled at her team. Cameron shivers while Justin runs)
Brick: He's stands you up, on most every date! (OOH DATE) If he shows up, then you know he's late! (OOH LATE)
Sadie: Having cold heart is his only trait! (OOH TRAIT) This punk's a guy, THAT YOU SHOULD HATE! (Sadie, Jo, Lindsay, and Brick dance)
ALL: LIKE WE SAID, DON'T BE GLAD, THAT HE'S BAD, BREAK THIS FAD, THE PUNK! THE PUNK IS A JEEEERRRRKKK!!!
Lindsay: His meanness makes your sanity swirl! (OOH SWIRL) His attitude makes you want to hurl! (OOH HURL)
Justin: You are not the eye of this jerk's world (OOH WORLD) He's busy grinding up on SOME OTHER GIRL! (Courtney gasps)
ALL: (even Courtney joins in, but very unenthusiastic) IN A FUNK, PIECE OF JUNK, BAD AS GUNK, WHAT A LUNK! THE PUNK! THE PUNK IS A JEEEERRRRKKKK! THE PUNKED PUNK! PUNK IS A JEERRRRRKKKK!!!!!! (Cameron chatters the end)
END OF SONG